Oh, Steph - can I be your Returns Lady-in-waiting?

I'm probably the Queen of Price Adjustments - not a role I necessarily want to be remembered for, but being a math nerd it's in my blood :-\

Although I haven't shown them much with my summer wear I am crazed for zippers. an exposed zipper gets me every time and has for over a decade now. Zippers on purses, zippers on shoes, zippers on jackets, zippers on pants, oh my!!

Hah! Sara, you are the Captain of Team Price Adjustments. It's a great title.

Mo, I hereby crown you Queen Zip

Captain of the Black Brigade reporting for duty!

It may be just another name for Team High Contrast, but I like to think of myself as Captain of Team A Lot Going On! ;p

Also Queen Patent Leather Pumps!

I want to play! What can I be crowned, Angie? How about queen of the tub-balancers!

Can I be Princess Premium Denim? Paige premium jeans have given my creative casual look such a bump! Life-changing jeans...really!

A while back I became President of the Small Ankles Support Group. Halle Berry is the Vice President! (http://youlookfab.com/welookfa.....port-group)

I think I'm also Princess Earth Tones; Jean is definitely Queen!

ETA: Oh, and I forgot Princess Tops Tucked into Skirts.

LOL! I love Queen Tub-Balancers!

Deb, of course you can play! You are Queen Modern Classic Princess Sheath and Captain of Tub Acrobatics.

Tara, you make the best Captain for Team Black Brigade!

Kate, you are Queen Dainty Ankle and Princess Earth Tone!

Nancylee, you are Queen Premium Denim!

MaryK, you are also Queen Patent Pump and the Captain of Team Maximalism!

ROFL, Angie! Team Maximalism! I love it!!

LIke I always say, anything worth doing is worth doing to excess!

*chuckle* we posted at the same time, Mary.

(I am also Queen Pant Length Paranoia).

Ha haaaaa! I can't wait to tell my husband that I am Captain of Tub Acrobatics! That will give him something to ponder!

You ladies are a riot!

Pant Length Paranoia -- that would make you Queen PLP, as well as Queen PPL, right? LOL

Well, a while ago you dubbed me captain of Team Trendy. Do I still hold that title? Or should it be Captain Wackadoodle, which sounds like a cartoon superhero.

I humbly accept those titles, Mary.

Anna, you have lots of titles too. You are the Captain of Teams Trendy, Monster Wedge and Leather. And Queen Wackadoodle sounds awfully cute, so you should hold that title too.

What a fun thread! I'm not sure I'm made of royal stuff, but after pondering the team options, I humbly submit that I am Captain of Team Mix-n-Match :).

Jonesy, you are Queen Ankle Strap! You are also Captain for Team Mix-n-Match and Fun Juxtaposition. Princess Eclectic is fitting too

I think Jonesy and April should also be Princesses of Curls, or co-captains of Team Curly!!

oooh! Nice one, Debora. Princess Cascading Curls fits April and Jonesy perfectly.

Hello all! Can I be queen Bottoms? ( I have tons of skirts and like a couple of blouses to wear with them). If now, maybe Lady Brown ( I like brown, beige, chocolate, tan and any caramel y color in between) or l knighted by currently Princess Polka Dots ( since i LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE them)

I nominate Rae for captain or queen of Team Straight (not sexual orientation, but hair type :p).

Whose kingdom do I reside in though? There needs to be a Team Wavy.

Jean is also my co-captain for Team Gold. Steph too.

Maya, you can reside in the Temperate Climate Kingdom. And you are also Queen Wavy.

Nice co-captains for Team Gold and I dig Captain for Team Straight!

I would like to nominate Lisa for Lady Low Contrast.

I am delighted to be co-Princess with April of Cascading Curls! But of course the crown would be for display only, since we curly tops must guard what we put on our heads, lest we mess too much with our tresses :). I kid....

Ooo may I be the patron saint of outlet shopping? Otherwise I'm at a loss.

Oh wow - this is so fun! There are sooo many that I want to be Queen of, I don't know how to choose! Here are a few that I'm thinking I could wear a tiara for:

Queen of Fun with Fashion
Queen of Jumpsuits
Queen of Eclecticism
Queen of "Try Anything Once"
and could I PLEASE join the Polka-dot Court? I would so love to be a Polka-dot Princess!

And Marley, you are also definitely Captain of Team Sartorialist Copycats!

Queen Skirt! I seriously can count the number of days I wear jeans/pants/shorts in a month on one hand. I also like dresses, but I have only one at the moment I really love. And I'd like to join cascading curls - if there's still a position free.

Anya, you can absolutely be Queen of Bottoms and Lady Brown!

Princesses Cascading Curls, if you'd prefer a barrette, that will also work

Lisa has been knighted Lady Low Contrast and also Team Captain for Blazers.

(The Kingdom of Polka Dots is flourishing! )

Julie, you are Princess Pearl, Princess Dressy, Queen of Body Art, Queen Pastels, Captain of Team Outlet Shopping and also the Captain of Team Porcelain Skin!

Marley, you lead the Kingdom of Jumpsuits! I hereby also crown you Queen Sparkly Eyes and Princess Fearless Fashion! Love Mary's coronation.

Astrid is another Princess Cascading Curls, Princess Ballet Flats and the Captain for Team Skirts. Wave to Bella