https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror Style Advice for Fashion Lovers en-US Tue, 28 Apr 2026 15:51:15 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/search.php https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1039049 Thu, 26 Sep 2013 09:52:43 +0000 Hil 1039049@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>I work in a tiny office with only two other people and the male member of our team heads to the loo at the same time everyday. And what follows is an explosion of epic proportions. Every Day. I'm pretty sure that sort of explosion cannot be healthy (if it is happening every day)!</p> <p>You have my utmost&nbsp;sympathies Dana! </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1038585 Wed, 25 Sep 2013 20:31:56 +0000 Transcona Shannon 1038585@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>I'm laughing at your colorful prose here IK but am totally sympathetic.I used to work in an office with a co-ed bathroom (anybody remember Ally McBeal?) and there was a gentlemen who became known as Stinky Boy. Need I say more??? </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1038490 Wed, 25 Sep 2013 17:45:27 +0000 Anonymous 1038490@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>Gross! Makes me thankful for our clean ladies' restroom, though I did have to post signs in all stalls after our janitor pointed out that someone wasn't disposing of sanitary pads correctly. You shouldn't have to tell women to be clean and discreet, especially with stalls that have the proper waste boxes and paper bags in which to dispose of such items. Geez! </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1038479 Wed, 25 Sep 2013 17:12:41 +0000 AviaMariah 1038479@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>Eeeeewww<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www..."><a href="http://www.." rel="nofollow">http://www..</a>.</a>. I am in awe of this thread! &nbsp;I have worked many years in corporate America and have never run into this issue in the woman's rest room. &nbsp;In the men's, I can only imagine (and have heard of) the horrors. &nbsp;I think I would definitely post some sort of sign - "Please flush as many time as it takes to leave nothing behind (no pun intended)". &nbsp;Something to get their attention. &nbsp;Just YUCK!! </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1038016 Tue, 24 Sep 2013 23:08:54 +0000 pil 1038016@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>As an adult(?) who appreciates the humor in this thread and laughs at potty humor more than I should - all I have to say about your coworker is eeeew. How can people walk away from 'this'? </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1037954 Tue, 24 Sep 2013 21:55:19 +0000 RoseandJoan 1037954@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>You are great with words Dana.</p> <p>I would pin a note in the restroom along the lines of<br />'if you sprinkle when you tinkle<br />please be sweet and wipe the seat<br />p.s. DO NOT LEAVE A LOG IN THE BOG' </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1037483 Tue, 24 Sep 2013 12:39:18 +0000 AJ 1037483@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>So I read this a couple of days ago and was tearfully laughing my way down the thread!&nbsp; Also enjoyed MaryK's video clip.</p> <p>I have some lavender essential oil in the house and put a couple of drops in the toilet...wow, it works! </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1037224 Tue, 24 Sep 2013 02:02:35 +0000 Karie 1037224@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>MaryK, that video clip is hysterical! And IK, I've seen some turdzillas in my day, but nothing as horrific as that! </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1037094 Mon, 23 Sep 2013 23:37:54 +0000 ironkurtin 1037094@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>Debra, I would have thought the same if Turdzilla hadn't stomped its way through the ladies room... </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1037007 Mon, 23 Sep 2013 21:27:23 +0000 Debra 1037007@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>You ladies are hilarious, I am also fortunate to share my office with women :)<br /> Men will NEVER be allowed in now </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1036679 Mon, 23 Sep 2013 12:53:32 +0000 Elly 1036679@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>My SO's co-workers take pictures of their own and text them to one another. Most of them are in their 30s and 40s. </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1036562 Mon, 23 Sep 2013 04:37:35 +0000 rae 1036562@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>OMGWTH?? I can say I never had to deal with that at my corporate job... thank heaven we often entertained clients on site and they used the same restrooms as us. I guess shame only kicks in if it messes with yer money? o_0</p> <p> </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1036360 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 21:28:26 +0000 Diana 1036360@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>Haha Nicole, we had a poo bomber too, but she was a stealth bomber. &nbsp;As in, she would come from another area of the building (which had their own bathroom)&nbsp;<i>specifically to poo. &nbsp;</i>Like, we'd see her exit our bathroom and walk down the hall and around the corner back to her own lab,&nbsp;<i>which was right next to another bathroom</i>, and then discover floaters in our toilets. &nbsp; She apparently never bothered to come to our bathroom if she only had to pee. </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1036352 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 21:19:36 +0000 Nicole D 1036352@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>Timely. &nbsp;We had a poo bomber in our office, and I think I figured out who it is, because no more episodes after this one girl left... &nbsp;She was so sweet too. &nbsp;Must be some kind of attentional deficit that makes people forget to flush. </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1036152 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 14:02:58 +0000 kkards 1036152@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>janet, that's a question that i find myself asking all the time, &nbsp;really how hard is it to flush a few times?&nbsp; </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1036144 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 13:42:57 +0000 Janet 1036144@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>OMG I am laughing so quietly but so hard, because my husband cannot deal with bowel-related stories and I don't want to have to tell him what I'm laughing at. </p> <p>I would be so immensely embarrassed to leave ANYTHING behind. I believe in multiple flushes whenever necessary. How were these people raised?? </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1036038 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 04:39:30 +0000 Diana 1036038@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>Hahaha! I think I must be a 5 year old boy because this thread just cracks me up. I should stop complaining about our work bathroom though - all we really have is icky smells (because it's poorly ventilated).</p> <p>My dad used to have an office that shared a wall with the men's room, and everyone had to walk past his door on the way to the loo - he said he knew exactly who in the office never flushed and who never washed their hands after using the bathroom. </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1036019 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 03:55:46 +0000 Gaylene 1036019@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>MaryK, that clip is priceless. My DH came into the room to see why I was laughing so much. Now he is in stitches! </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1036000 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 02:46:31 +0000 Deborah 1036000@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>IK thank you for my first good laugh for the day! Thankfully I share an office with two women who are very well trained and no such has been experienced in my current workplace:). I do wonder if some people don't realise that there are occasions when one flush isn't actually enough! I just read this to my master 10 who thought it was the funniest thing? </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1035981 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 02:18:22 +0000 Lyn D. 1035981@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>Thanks for the clip MaryK.<br />IK- I feel for you and would be inclined not to even enter this office loo unless it was absolutely necessary! </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1035967 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 01:16:59 +0000 FlorenceFearne 1035967@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>@ rachylou - forget visiting&nbsp;their homes, this makes me afraid to eat potluck food!&nbsp; </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1035958 Sun, 22 Sep 2013 00:44:36 +0000 rachylou 1035958@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>Makes you worried to visit anyone's home... </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1035939 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 23:59:34 +0000 shedev 1035939@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>Sorry for your unfortunate experience IK, and thanks, I really needed the laughs. </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1035926 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 23:31:42 +0000 FlorenceFearne 1035926@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>It's weird, because I've been working in corporate america since I was 18, and the office bathroom has ALWAYS been a source of horror and shock. The things I've seen... *shudders* My boyfriend actually took a picture of the men's room at the office, and I can tell you the only possible scenario for the travesty he captured is that someone simply dropped trou right in the doorway and let loose. How is it that apparently functional people who manage to put on a button up shirt and slacks every morning suddenly turn into disgusting monkeys every time they enter the loo?&nbsp; </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1035914 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 22:50:25 +0000 MsMary 1035914@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>Life is so amazing.&nbsp; I wanted to share this but thought it would be too indelicate.&nbsp; And now, IK, you have practically given me an engraved invitation:</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVzrpMzfBj0" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVzrpMzfBj0</a></p> <p>Don't be afraid to click.&nbsp; Not gross, just super cute and funny!</p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1035913 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 22:47:48 +0000 lyn* 1035913@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>TMI// Don't read if you don't like gross stuff ---&gt; Our senior residents work 1 week on and 1 week off on night shifts, so sometimes when they're on night shifts they dont' have time to poo. I once snuck in to use the senior bathroom (I was disappointed to find out it was the same as everyone else's bathroom; I thought it would have gold toilets or something) - and I seriously thought there was a python in the toilet. And it's head was sticking up.</p> <p>I didn't need to pee after that. </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1035908 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 22:39:13 +0000 ironkurtin 1035908@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>Or half of a cow. </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1035905 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 22:37:26 +0000 lyn* 1035905@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>Oh dear. That sounds absolutely ghastly.</p> <p>Once, I had to use the men's bathroom (was in a hurry and it was a one stall type), so i ran in and found a monster in there too. It was not quite as big as my foot.</p> <p>I guess that's where steaks go. </p> https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/the-horror#post-1035896 Sat, 21 Sep 2013 22:30:00 +0000 ironkurtin 1035896@https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/ <p>The bathroom at the office is becoming a daily trial. I can't count the number of times I've had to flush for other people (I have good balance, so I do it with my foot).&nbsp; I now know way more than I should about other people's inner workings.</p> <p>But the other day was truly the end.&nbsp; Those with delicate sensibilities should stop reading now.</p> <p>I noticed that someone else had not flushed and thought, oh well, I'm already the Toilet Fairy of Big Tech, what's one more flush.&nbsp; Then I See It.&nbsp; I do not know how the human body produces something that large.&nbsp; It was three to four times too big to flush.&nbsp; It was the size of my foot.&nbsp; It was Turdzilla.</p> <p>Whoever produced this monster didn't even bother to cover it up.&nbsp; They just left the sanitary cover on the seat, like a frame.&nbsp; Maybe they passed out and had to be taken to the hospital.&nbsp; Maybe they simply floated away feeling the weight of the world was finally off their (ahem) shoulders.&nbsp; Or maybe they ran, ran like the wind.</p> <p>All I know is, there's a janitor closet right next to the ladies, and had that been mine (God forbid, please please please no), I would have beaten it to death until it flushed, or covered it so no one else needed to EVER THINK ABOUT IT.&nbsp; LIKE I AM NOW.&nbsp; IT HAUNTS ME.</p> <p>In case you were wondering, this is one reason why I really, really don't like my job.&nbsp; Not the main reason.&nbsp; But it ain't helping.</p> <p> </p>