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			<title>YouLookFab Forum &#187; Topic: I looked like a bleeding sausage.....</title>
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				<title>Jonesy on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 13:20:51 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>Jonesy</dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;I'm sorry, Carole! Those pants are really stretchy and bouncy, almost like leggings rather than pants, so they are a bit weird. It's not you, it's them!
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				<title>catgirl on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
				<link>https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/i-looked-like-a-bleeding-sausage#post-438900</link>
				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 23:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>catgirl</dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;I was afraid to open this post.  &#060;/p&#062;
&#060;p&#062;Now I am laughing hysterically.
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				<title>Aida on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
				<link>https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/i-looked-like-a-bleeding-sausage#post-438898</link>
				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 23:34:51 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>Aida</dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;Aw, that's no fun! Was the denim light and stretchy? I find that type of denim to be sausage-educing which is why I prefer thicker denim  <span aria-hidden="true" class="emoticon emoticon-smile icon-emoticon-smile "></span> 
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				<title>modgrl on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 17:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>modgrl</dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;So this one is not for you! Hang in there! The right one is out there. &#060;/p&#062;
&#060;p&#062;I had to size up two sizes in my red jeans. I couldn't get my normal size over my CALF, it was that tight. Maybe there's something about the overdying process that shrinks them.
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				<title>Vicki on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 17:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>Vicki</dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;Carole, We've all had our &#034;sausage moments.&#034;  Stay on the hunt and you'll find something.  Enjoy the search.
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				<title>Sowmya on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 16:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>Sowmya</dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;Aw tough! I have this love hate relationship with jeans as well, even though I seemingly have the body to carry off stuff. Hope you find a fab pair soon enough!
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				<title>bj1111 on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
				<link>https://youlookfab.com/welookfab/topic/i-looked-like-a-bleeding-sausage#post-438522</link>
				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 16:12:01 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>bj1111</dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;if you wear it with a yellow top, you can have mustard on top!
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				<title>celia on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 15:13:18 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>celia</dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;I feel your pain. If I had tried them we would be sausages of the same pack :(&#060;br /&#062;
Usually that is the kind of item that you find when you last expected.
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				<title>Lisa on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 15:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;It took me over a year to find one pair of proper fitting cargo pants, as a pear shape most cargo pockets emphasized my widest part.  I actually gave up on them after a while.  And then I finally found a pair on a clearance rack.  I hope you find your red jeans this way.
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				<title>Carole  on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 04:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>Carole </dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;Thanks for the encouraging words, Deborah. I hope so.
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				<title>Deborah on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:49:13 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>Deborah</dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;Oh Carole I just had to read your post when I saw the title.  Shame about the red jeans.  Bet there will be a suitable pair pop up when you least expect it:)
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				<title>Carole  on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>Carole </dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;Thanks for the sympathy, Sarah!
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				<title>Carole  on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>Carole </dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;Oh thanks Sparky. Glad I'm in good company! I guess it will give me something to hunt for, that can be fun!
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				<title>sarah on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>sarah</dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;SORRY!
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				<title>Sparky on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>Sparky</dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;I have had more than my share of sausage-inducing pants, so I feel your pain!  Something better is around the corner for you!
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				<title>Carole  on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:19:50 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>Carole </dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;Guess I'll just have to settle for regular old blue jeans!
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				<title>Angie on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>Angie</dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;Oh rotten luck :(&#060;/p&#062;
&#060;p&#062;And you crack me up.
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				<title>Carole  on "I looked like a bleeding sausage....."</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>Carole </dc:creator>
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				<description>&#060;p&#062;Stopped at Urban Outfitters today to see if I could find the red skinny jeans Sveta and Heather recommended. I have had no luck finding a tall length and these sounded perfect at a 34 inch inseam. I was so excited because they were on the clearance rack at an additional 50% off and they had several sizes for me try. I was so disappointed, they looked terrible on me, just like an overstuffed red sausage. They weren't tight they just puckered up and down the seams and along the thighs. Boo!
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