Oh my goodness me! Do not ask me how my brain works in strange ways, but I thought to myself something stupid like "Oh I bet R&J's gone and bought a kitten." ummmm, this isn't quite what I was expecting to see you poor, poor thing!
The only upside I can think of is that it is sounding like a mighty impressive accident. Was it at least spectacular? I always think if I am going to be hurt, I want it to happen via something impressive and memorable that makes a good story for the future.
On a far more serious note, I hope that you are surrounded by lots of love and support. I'll be thinking of you and your babies. Mwa! xoxoxo