OMG You guys I am sitting at an outdoor sushi restaurant by myself and laughing my ass off at this thread! People are looking at me strangely.

I liked the skirt, but now Dana has ruined it, I think for all of us.

OMG. I did not see that. But cannot unsee it now. Yikes!!!

And what a rant. You put that in your novel, Mochi!

Ha! This is the best thread ever! Yeah, I think the people in Allsaints thought we were crazy when the replies started coming in - first the penis skirt and then Mochi's "rant"! I regret to inform you all that I left the penis skirt in the store. Although I gotta say... that is one well-hung skirt.

(I also did not get either of the tops - I thought the necklines were too high on both. It was worse without the necklace.)

Did you not know penis skirts are on trend?

Gah. And now I'm thinking weirdly on PPP. I had better quit while I'm behind

Is that like Dan Savage's GGG?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=GGG

I'm sorry to dig up old threads but I have waited 3 days to get to see the "penis" skirt!

I have just been allowed pictures now I've been here three days.....it was worth the wait!

Imagine buying it, wearing it to an event then suddenly "seeing" the penis in the ladies room mirror?!!!? OMG what do you do?!

I am so going to check all my patterns before I go out. Who knows what may be lurking in my wardrobe, sorry, closet. I need to go and suck lemons to get the smile off my face lol.