I like to have an hour, but I can do it in a half hour if I don't wash my hair and take my coffee with me in a travel mug.
Most of my (weekday) mornings look like this:
- shower (sometimes wash hair, sometimes not)
- throw pjs back on; towel on head
- go downstairs for coffee; surf web, read top news stories; check YLF
- blow dry hair partway
- make toast or pour cereal
- put on moisturizer/sunscreen
- go back upstairs (with toast) to get dressed while cream sinks in
- come back down to do makeup
- realize toast is still in bedroom; go retrieve it
- go back downstairs to do makeup
- decide that hair looks bad; plug in straightening iron
- realize I've misplaced my ring/phone/shoes/random item
- wander around house with toast and/or coffee cup, searching for missing item
- sort out the problem one of my kids inevitably has every morning
- lose coffee cup/toast
- remember I've left the iron on, go back and try to fix hair
- either it's successful in the first two minutes, or I make it worse; if the latter, give up in disgust and find a hat
- realize I'm five minutes late and dash out the door
My condensed morning routine:
- quick shower, definitely no hair washing
- put actual clothes on, including shoes; skip accessories
- make coffee/do face while coffee is brewing
- put in toast
- grab shoes, phone, backpack
- put coffee in travel mug, toast on a plate, and head out the door
The second routine is way more efficient, but much less fun.