I was flipping through Netflix yesterday looking for something to watch, and was excited to notice that "Where the Heart Is" (w/Natalie Portman, James Frain, Ashley Judd, Stockard Channing, Joan Crawford) had been added. Sweet! That was, like, my favourite movie in the early 00s!

Obviously 14 year old me had terrible taste, because as it turns out, Where the Heart Is is an awful movie. The structure of the movie is weird and the plot is completely ridiculous. I mean, really, no Wal Mart is ever empty enough for nobody to notice a pregnant teenager living in it. Don't get me started.

(I still kind of like it, though. I did a spit take when I realized James Frain played Forney, I love that guy in everything.)

This happens to everybody, right?