Hello my dears. Been on a "beauty rehab" for the last month or so so have not posted WIWs. I can't focus on it all at once, and right now I've got the "post 50" motivation to polish myself up a tad. Including Les Dents.

I am trying these Crest Whitestrips Gentle Routine things on my teeth because Garance Dore tried them and was happy. The only thing is, why don't the strips cover your WHOLE rack of teeth? The bottom ones only cover 8 teeth I think. And someone with a wide upper smile wouldn't get to cover her whole upper deck either with the way they have made these.

I didn't want to have to go back to the tray thing, and I thought the strips would be convenient. but really Crest, I'd like ALL my teeth the same color if you please!

Have you used these? What do you think? Do they have another line of strips that are longer on both the bottom and top arches?

Do you have any other whitening secrets that won't scorch my enamel and make me have spontaneous tics of pain?