Rae, I don't think any of these pants are worthy of you.
Saying that, I feel kind of like I did when a friend of mine decided to become vegan, and because she knew I did a lot of cooking, she'd ask me if I thought there were any animal products in whatever she was contemplating ordering at a restaurant. I had to keep telling here there was most likely butter or eggs or milk or cheese or something else in the dishes.
I don't like to always be saying "no." It's not fun. But then again, shopping pants isn't particularly fun either, is it?
The issue that bothers me the most about these pants is how they fit in the crotch. The wrinkling there seems more exaggerated than it should be. This seems to be an issue that you've had with pants from a variety of manufacturers.
I'm curious about one thing. Next time you try on pants, if you notice a folded bit of fabric in the crotch area, try pulling up the center front of the pants to see if that removes the problem. If so, that might mean you have a fairly simple alteration available to you. A tailor can lower your waistband a half an inch or so--and maybe just in the front.
Anyway, I hope that's helpful. Like Mochi, I've been sick and the cold meds may be wreaking havoc with my brain
P.S. I didn't like the Gap black skinny pants because they were a giant lint magnet. I know others love them though...so, just consider whether or not that might be an issue for you before purchasing.