Oh dear, I have enough retail break-ups to fill a Taylor
Swift album.
I had a long-term relationship with Ann in the 1990s and
early 2000s, when she had such wonderful wools, silks, and suiting. But as her quality waned, so did my interest,
and after her sizing overhaul in the mid-2000s, we just weren’t a fit anymore.
I rebounded with Banana, just as her (his?) synthetic addiction
began. Eventually (and many $$$ later) I
worked up the courage to walk away. I still have the occasional cheap, tawdry
fling with BR Factory.
For a while Limited and I were friends wih benefits, but I
just wasn’t curvy enough to suit her needs (or to fill out her suits).
A torrid affair with J Crew followed. But lately, given his inconsistent sizing and
quality, I’m just not that into him.
I’ve had some delightful dalliances with Madewell and
Everlane recently, so perhaps one of those will be “The One” (or at least The
Next). And if not, I might start
flirting with Cuyana or COS . . . .
Fun thread!