For various crazy reasons, I needed/would have liked to have spent some money by today - you know, get dated receipts in hand - specifically on an auto repair and a programming course. But no one wants to take my money!

My mechanic was all *What am I going to do with your money? I have to diagnose the problem first.*

Argh. I know I know... but wouldn't you like just a little?

The course people were all we'll send you a bill!

And I'm like why not take my money now?

What is wrong with these people? TAKE THE MONEY!!! Lol.